Ignorance is Bliss

"I have a confession to make. Remember that time I borrowed your car? Well I had this date and it ended up in the back seat. Sorry about the 'love juices.' I cleaned it up, though. I just thought I should tell you, since we are being honest." "Since we are being honest, I fucked your sister one summer." Ignorance is bliss "Oh that towel that you use to dry your hands with in my bathroom, I use that to dry my ass after a shower."