Friend of Mine

One hoe said, "Big, why you so hard on us? 

Why you swear all bitches are so scandalous?" 

Thug nigga 'til the end, tell a friend bitch 

'cause when I like ya, then ya go and fuck my friend bitch 

(And you know that ain't right)

#Project365

Project365 - 53 weekly themes. This week is: Tired.

Personal Favorite

This a picture of my cousin's daughter, Keyani. This was taken on a point and shoot I bought for my mother years go in my grandmother's backyard in Greenville, North Carolina during Uncle Jerry's trip home from Germany cook out. It is one of my favorite personal pictures. I love the composition and how serious she looks in her pretty dress. I really, really love this picture.

Favorite Tweets of 2010

Last week of the year, and I've decided to go through the past year of marked favorite tweets from Twitter.  It's too hard to rank them but let me try to sort them.

"Area" Tweets: Tweets dealing with yo city!

EWebb_PYT:
You live in DC. Merely waking up is cultural. Lol! “@supascotty: I want to do something cultural”

Dope Hey Seuss:
I ain't never heard someone say, "All I want is a nice Baltimore girl"

lil duval:
This might come as a surprise to y'all but we having a city in America that look just as bad as Haiti it's called DETROIT


Carried Tweets.  Tweets that can hurt feelings.

MightyMoeYoung:
Come one son, why it gotta be like that. RT @WillWash: #newyorkis a place where the people are the cockroaches

Jordan Pornhub Chick:
Montana Fishburne Music Video and SEXTAPE .....10 points if you can tell me what the spots all over her ass are!! http://bit.ly/axK2hH

@ihateKatStacks, Kat Stacks:
RT @CallMeDre3k @ihatekatstacks Why is Your Voice So Fucking Annoying? «« WHY YOU TWEETING FROM A SIDEKICK?

lil duval:
bitch u look STUPID! RT @LALASWEETNESSS: Costume of the yearrrr. Show me ur avatar http://plixi.com/p/54012982

@TheNakedHustler, Lola Fuckin' Foxx:
You're not Batman. Batman lives in the TV. RT @BATMAN7795 @TheNakedHustler What it do? I am Batman. I am offically following you, beautiful.
Lola Fuckin' Foxx:
They should've never given you niggas comic books.

TheNewMissHuxtable:
RT @WillWash: young with an old face just tweeted again! Your profile pic betrays you!!!!! « Rofl! Evil

Your resident evil:
*pulls tweet from favorites* RT @girlllstop fyi...your sub-tweets don't show up in my mentions.


Wins, the witty, good, and evil! Let's go!

TheNewMissHuxtable:
3. When Mr. Sketchy sits next to you scoot over, even if he isn't touching u. Then look at him and scoot over again. He'll get up.

Damien Dante Wayans:
Arrogance is the cousin 2 Annoying... 'I don't wanna b in that family'...

Based Goddess:
How you trying to school me when I grew up with your teachers? #LupeQuotes

The Bosha:
Out on the back deck having a big yawn and a lightening bug flies right down my throat. I better totally get a superpower out of this.

she rise:
“your ass needs a timeout @FromDCtoATL: Lebron goes to Miami.. Michael Beasley will be fuckin his momma by October! SHE goes IN!”

Jamie Johnson:
To a brave man good and bad luck are like his left and right hand, he uses both - st. Chaterine of siena

TheNewMissHuxtable:
Uh oh Maury...at home DNA tests are available...hmmm, may be time to look into alternative career options O_o

slim thug:
To me stripping is the female version of trapping #cantknockthehustle

TheNewMissHuxtable:
RT @DSTBlaze: WOW ==» RT @DaddyBawsten: Mashonda: Alicia Keys Told My Son to Call Her Mommy! http://is.gd/f1bw8 « see? I'd drag that hoe!

Gork:
Every region/tribe/era of female warrior apparently dressed like a slut. Or at least this is what the internet is leading me to believe.

Kat Stacks:
Everybody makes mistakes 1 abortion is okay ... but 2 or 3 ?? #Unforgiven #StrapUp

Alicia Keys:
Read this amazing quote today! "Don't Tell me Sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon" MEAN QUOTE!!! GO get your dreams!! ;-)

Queen LaChiefah:
Emotion is the enemy of rational argument.

Queen LaChiefah:
"@AYEyoWILL: If women aren't made to cook then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?????"

Queen LaChiefah:
The ocean is too big and unknown for ppl to be in that joint all willy nilly!

she rise:
this wind is raping EVERYBODY!!!

Dope Hey Seuss:
They done stole your dreams and you don't even know who did it.

Neal Brennan:
Now that stem cells cure HIV, get ready for even more Republican opposition!

Michelle O:
Disclaimer #FF @WillWash shares privileged and sometimes explicit material and insights follow at your own risk (or something like that)

Kat Stacks:
when i leave im gonna give out pieces of my weave to my jail mates #SharingIsCaring LOL

lil duval:
#howtopissyogirloff put her in the full nelson and make her look at herself in the mirror

There are a ton more. Happy Twitter New Year!

Betrayed

Father God I've Been Betrayed (They turned on me)

Feel Like They Beat Me Like a Slave

But I Learned From My Mistakes 

We Living in the Last Days, Pray For Me & Make Me Cold Hearted

The Will Wash Podcast - Episode 8 Part 1

The Will Wash Podcast - Episode 8 Part 1. Special Guests Omid, Joey, and Team Ari.

Talking about Ari's mom, Halloween costumes, Omid moving to San Fran, the Jon Stewart Rally, Strip Clubs, and Lesbians.

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The Will Wash Podcast - Episode 8 Part 2

The Will Wash Podcast - Episode 8 Part 2. Special Guests Omid, Joey, and Team Ari.

Talking about Joey's birthday, Mardi Gras rules, who I want on the podcast, Ari's match making skills, Omid running into his ex on the train, Sabertooth vs Wolverine, and who in our circle is who on the Jersey Shore.

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FTSwindle (For The Swindle)

You have reached a stage in your life, now you have the Big Boy life.  Big Boy clothes, Big Boy job, and Big Boy problems.  You have come up in life.  So with this Big Boy life, you need a reliable car to travel it work to and while keeping and succeeding in that Big Boy career. You could get a new Big Boy car, but you came across the car you have always dreamed of.  It's one of them cars that's one of a kind special but it's used.  And you can only afford one car.  You are faced with the choice of your dream car or going out and looking for a new car to settle on to get you to work and your future.  But it's your dream car and it's the car you always wanted so you go with that despite it being older and having 100,000 miles already.  You are happy, you are living your dream.  The moments you have it you are loving it and can't imagine how you was getting by without it before.  Then suddenly, the problems become greater and more frequent.  Your future is in jeopardy, it's not reliable.  After the fact, you check the Carfax report and see it had several previous owners that didn't take care of it.  Internal problems, accidents, failed maintenance, just a lack of regard for taking care of.  After seeing the report it's hard to view the car the same way, you start noticing problem and flaws you didn't see before.  It's your dream car so you still hold on hope even against the odds.  You pay for maintenance and repairs.  You take care of the car like it should.  But still the car turns on you and dies.  So now you are stuck having to go out and find another car because you need one.  Odds are after feeling burned, you won't go used again but after spending all the time and money it will be hard to afford the brand new car that you would want.  So you are faced with either settling with a new reliable car that you really don't love that much but it does what you need it to do with no problems or going used again and rolling the dice on the damages that it may have.

The Hard Question is:  Was that brief joy of owning your dream car worth all the later hardships and setbacks?

The Will Wash Podcast - Episode 7

The Will Wash Podcast - Episode 7. Special Guests Bhaarat, Pat, and Sapan of

http://www.pebkac-stories.com.  

New Orleans Email

Talking about dating, marriage, work, their new blog, and whatever else came up like this picture of Bhaarat.  

And check out the guys here:
http://www.pebkac-stories.com


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American Samoa Is Now On My Help Radar

American Samoa is US territory (think like Puerto Rico, but less independent).  The population is about the size of Washington, DC.  And they have a larger than average percentage of people in the NFL and in US military service.  Basically, good people.  They live under the poverty line and in 2007 laws were passed giving the islands minimum wage.  It's would grow slowly every year until it reached the same as here on the mainland.  The main provider of the economy of American Samoa is tuna, everyone there worked for one of the 2-3 tuna companies.  Well Chicken of Sea packed up ship and moved from there because they didn't want to pay minimum wages and moved closer to home, Georgia.  So StarKist is the only company left to employ the citizens there and have started laying off people.  I am no longer buying Chicken of Sea tuna, I'm going strictly StarKist tuna. I believe in minimum wage and fair employment so I will support them being able to employ them even at additional cost. Especially if it mean helping out poor people by providing them with the same equal benefits that I enjoy and not necessary hand outs.  Basically I rather give a dollar to the homeless guy that washes my windows or pumps my gas than the guy the just sits there with a cup.  One is trying to normal.  Hopefully, StarKist doesn't pack up and leave the islands jobless.

*Sidebar* it's still FUCK WALMART!  My beef with them ain't no where near over!